You Might Be a Redneck if.......

The cowboy upstairs just came down for the 500th time, held out a half drunk bottle of rum, and asked if I wanted a drink. I said I couldn't drink on my current diet. Then he asked if I liked to ride horses. I told him it had been quite a while since I had. He told me I should go to his ranch and ride Baby Doll because riding is good for burning calories. He seems to have forgotten that we have this conversation once a month. At least this time, he didn't bring me a can of green beans.

A survey of boredom stolen from drainbead
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Interesting.....

I think most of these belong to unceremonious


Ok, here is your ranked list of trusted non-friends
(see http://cuddlepuddle.org/~adam/trustmetric )

• morrigan716 (11)


• pooka (3)


• solvent23 (2)


• dwaggie (2)


• voodoolimbo (2)


• moonrose (2)


• mouser (2)


• zombiefied (2)


• tattooteslynn (2)


• pxdick (2)


• rennies_nphotos (2) (community)


• feyfox (2)


• deadhero (2)


• pieni (2)


• snazz (2)


• esoterictrinity (2)


• adayinthelife (2)


• mandykay (2)


• hobbitblue (2)


• terimom (2)


• bettybluecat (2)

Who are your most trusted non-friends?