You Might Be a Redneck if.......
Feb. 24th, 2004 12:13 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
morrigan716The cowboy upstairs just came down for the 500th time, held out a half drunk bottle of rum, and asked if I wanted a drink. I said I couldn't drink on my current diet. Then he asked if I liked to ride horses. I told him it had been quite a while since I had. He told me I should go to his ranch and ride Baby Doll because riding is good for burning calories. He seems to have forgotten that we have this conversation once a month. At least this time, he didn't bring me a can of green beans.
A survey of boredom stolen from![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
drainbead
LAST PERSON WHO:
Slept in your bed: Me.
Made you cry: Mike
You shared a drink with: Mike
You went to the movies with: Nathan
You went to the mall with: Siscly
Yelled at you: Alexander
Said they were going to castrate you: I don't think anyone has ever said that.
HAVE YOU EVER??
Said "I love you" and meant it?: Yes.
Gotten into a fight?: Yes.
Been to Hawaii?: No.
Gotten lost?: Of course.
Been to Canada?: Once, to Windsor
Danced naked?: Only in private
Got a really bad feeling about something then it happened?: Yes
ONE OR THE OTHER...
Red or Blue? Red
Spring or Fall? Spring.
Santa or Rudolph?: Santa.
Math or English?: English.
RANDOM QUESTIONS...
What are you going to do after you finish this survey? Surf for cars.
What was the last food you ate? Stew meat.
High school or college? I did both
Are you bored? Well, I'm taking this survey
How many buddies are on? 2
Last movie you saw? "Seabiscuit"
Last noise you heard? A drunk cowboy
Last time you went out of the state: In July when I drove to Oklahoma and the car broke down.
Things you like in a guy/girl: Someone real.
Do you have a crush on someone? Yes.
Do they know? Yes
What's his/her name? Yo Mama
What do you think of ouija boards? They always make me cry.
What book are you reading now?: "Shaping Ordinary Boys in Extraordinary Men"
What's on your mouse pad? Don’t have one.
Favorite board game? Trivial Pursuit
Favorite magazine? Jane
Worst feeling in the world? That something bad happened to my son.
What is the first thing you think when you wake in the morning? Fuck!
How many rings before you answer? About 3
Future daughter's name: I don't want anymore kids, but if some shit happens and I have a daugther, her name shall be called Victoria Christine.
Future son's name? See above, but Simon Sidney
Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate.
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? No.
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? Actress
Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous? Righty.
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? Yeah.
What's under your bed? The floor
Favorite sport to watch? Tennis
Hair Color: Blonde
Eye Color: Blue/Green.
Height Currently: 5'5"
Glasses/contacts: Both
Current Age: 30 for about another week.
Siblings: 2
Siblings age: 25 and 27
located in: North Texas
Any Piercings: ears
Best Friends? Siscly, Dustin, Heather
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: I don't think Mike counts....
Are You Timely Or Always Late: Late
Do You Have A Job: Yes, and I'm one of the few people I know who loves their job.
Do You Like Being Around People: Only people I like. And those are few and far between.
STUFF
Have you ever loved someone you had no chance with: Yes
Have You Ever Cried Over Something Someone of The Opposite Sex Did: Who hasn't?
Are You Lonely Right Now: Yes
Are You Ever Afraid You'll Never Get Married: I know I won't.
Do You Want To Get Married: It would be nice, but fuck it.
Do You Want Kids: My reproductive organs have already served their purpose.
FAVORITE
Room In house: Living room.
Type of music: Depends on my mood.
Song: See above.
Day Of The Week: Friday
Color: Black
Perfume Or Cologne: Lavender
Flower: Daisy
Month: March
Season: Spring.
Where for dates: What's a date?
IN THE LAST 48 HOURS, HAVE YOU:
Cried: No.
Bought Something: Yes.
Gotten Sick: No.
Sang: Yes
Said I Love You: Yes.
Wanted To Tell Someone You Loved them, But Didn't: Yes
Met Someone New: Not really.
Moved On: Trying
Talked To Someone on the phone: Yes.
Had A Serious Talk: Yes.
Missed Someone: Yes.
Hugged Someone: Yes.
Kissed Someone: Yes.
Fought With Your Parents: No
Had a lot of sleep: Yeah, I took a long nap.
Wanted This Survey To Be Over: Yeah, kinda long
A survey of boredom stolen from
drainbeadLAST PERSON WHO:
Slept in your bed: Me.
Made you cry: Mike
You shared a drink with: Mike
You went to the movies with: Nathan
You went to the mall with: Siscly
Yelled at you: Alexander
Said they were going to castrate you: I don't think anyone has ever said that.
HAVE YOU EVER??
Said "I love you" and meant it?: Yes.
Gotten into a fight?: Yes.
Been to Hawaii?: No.
Gotten lost?: Of course.
Been to Canada?: Once, to Windsor
Danced naked?: Only in private
Got a really bad feeling about something then it happened?: Yes
ONE OR THE OTHER...
Red or Blue? Red
Spring or Fall? Spring.
Santa or Rudolph?: Santa.
Math or English?: English.
RANDOM QUESTIONS...
What are you going to do after you finish this survey? Surf for cars.
What was the last food you ate? Stew meat.
High school or college? I did both
Are you bored? Well, I'm taking this survey
How many buddies are on? 2
Last movie you saw? "Seabiscuit"
Last noise you heard? A drunk cowboy
Last time you went out of the state: In July when I drove to Oklahoma and the car broke down.
Things you like in a guy/girl: Someone real.
Do you have a crush on someone? Yes.
Do they know? Yes
What's his/her name? Yo Mama
What do you think of ouija boards? They always make me cry.
What book are you reading now?: "Shaping Ordinary Boys in Extraordinary Men"
What's on your mouse pad? Don’t have one.
Favorite board game? Trivial Pursuit
Favorite magazine? Jane
Worst feeling in the world? That something bad happened to my son.
What is the first thing you think when you wake in the morning? Fuck!
How many rings before you answer? About 3
Future daughter's name: I don't want anymore kids, but if some shit happens and I have a daugther, her name shall be called Victoria Christine.
Future son's name? See above, but Simon Sidney
Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate.
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? No.
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? Actress
Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous? Righty.
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? Yeah.
What's under your bed? The floor
Favorite sport to watch? Tennis
Hair Color: Blonde
Eye Color: Blue/Green.
Height Currently: 5'5"
Glasses/contacts: Both
Current Age: 30 for about another week.
Siblings: 2
Siblings age: 25 and 27
located in: North Texas
Any Piercings: ears
Best Friends? Siscly, Dustin, Heather
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: I don't think Mike counts....
Are You Timely Or Always Late: Late
Do You Have A Job: Yes, and I'm one of the few people I know who loves their job.
Do You Like Being Around People: Only people I like. And those are few and far between.
STUFF
Have you ever loved someone you had no chance with: Yes
Have You Ever Cried Over Something Someone of The Opposite Sex Did: Who hasn't?
Are You Lonely Right Now: Yes
Are You Ever Afraid You'll Never Get Married: I know I won't.
Do You Want To Get Married: It would be nice, but fuck it.
Do You Want Kids: My reproductive organs have already served their purpose.
FAVORITE
Room In house: Living room.
Type of music: Depends on my mood.
Song: See above.
Day Of The Week: Friday
Color: Black
Perfume Or Cologne: Lavender
Flower: Daisy
Month: March
Season: Spring.
Where for dates: What's a date?
IN THE LAST 48 HOURS, HAVE YOU:
Cried: No.
Bought Something: Yes.
Gotten Sick: No.
Sang: Yes
Said I Love You: Yes.
Wanted To Tell Someone You Loved them, But Didn't: Yes
Met Someone New: Not really.
Moved On: Trying
Talked To Someone on the phone: Yes.
Had A Serious Talk: Yes.
Missed Someone: Yes.
Hugged Someone: Yes.
Kissed Someone: Yes.
Fought With Your Parents: No
Had a lot of sleep: Yeah, I took a long nap.
Wanted This Survey To Be Over: Yeah, kinda long
