"If you were me then you'd be screaming, 'Someone shoot me!'"

[morrigan716]

Bowling for Soup knows what's up with that line.

First my perverted neighbor from upstairs made a pass at me. Then my computer crashed. Then my tire went flat. Then I started to get nosy IMs from someone who is jealous of someone she shouldn't be jealous of.

Well, the computer's fixed obviously. The tire is in the process of being fixed.

Perverted neighbor keeps coming over to borrow aspirin. Nosy IMs have stopped, but I know I haven't heard the end of it yet.