Apr. 6th, 2003
Seven Deadly Sins
Apr. 6th, 2003 07:13 pmANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? My damn cat
2. What is your weapon of choice? Sex
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? If he deserved it
4. How about the same sex? If she deserved it
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? My mom, I guess.
6. What is your pet peeve? People who pretend to be my friends when they're really plotting my downfall
7. Do you keep grudges or do you let them go easily? It depends on what the grudge is for
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? I'd say exercise, but I recently started doing that. Drink 8 glasses of water?
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 5 pm
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact but haven't? Heather
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? I don't feel like it
5. Have you ever watched an informercial all the way through? Yes, but I was stoned
6. When was the last time you got a good workout? A few days ago.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? 2
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overprived yuppie beverage of choice? Diet Dr. Pepper
2. Meat eaters: White or red meat? Red
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've consumed at one sitting/outing/event? A case of Zima and a few shots of Peach Schnapps. (Yes I was very sick the next day.)
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? No, but I may start soon.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? Yes. I'm trying to lose it.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Salty
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought food? No that's gross.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? I don't think I want to go there.
2. How many people have seen you naked(not counting physicians/family)? See above answer
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at someone's crotch/chest during a normal conversation? Guilty on both counts
4. Have you ever "done it"? Duh. I have a son.
5. What is your favorite body part on your gender of choice? Mouth and eyes
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? No
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? See #4
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? 1
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Hastings
3. If you had $1 million what would you do with it? Get the hell out of Dodge, and buy a bunch of stuff of course
4. Would you rather be rich or famous? Rich, then I could pay people to leave me alone
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? Of course. I've worked many boring jobs for minimum wage.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? Yes
7. How many MP3's are on your hard drive? None. No room.
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? Surviving pregnancy, childbirth, and having a pretty baby as a result.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? Moved out of their house
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? Be rich and happy.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Only if there were 2 people competing.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill knowing you were much more skilled than the other competitors? Yes
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Yes
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? Got out of bed
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends' would you most like to have for yourself? I'd like to have my best friend's "Hotness".
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces"? Crystal because it's her dream.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? Eve Mavrakis, Ewan McGregor's wife.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? yes
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Hell yes
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? The ability to not let little things drive me insane.
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? Nope
8. Finally, What is your favorite deadly sin? Lust. It seems to be the one I commit the most.
1. Who did you last get angry with? My damn cat
2. What is your weapon of choice? Sex
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? If he deserved it
4. How about the same sex? If she deserved it
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? My mom, I guess.
6. What is your pet peeve? People who pretend to be my friends when they're really plotting my downfall
7. Do you keep grudges or do you let them go easily? It depends on what the grudge is for
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? I'd say exercise, but I recently started doing that. Drink 8 glasses of water?
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 5 pm
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact but haven't? Heather
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? I don't feel like it
5. Have you ever watched an informercial all the way through? Yes, but I was stoned
6. When was the last time you got a good workout? A few days ago.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? 2
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overprived yuppie beverage of choice? Diet Dr. Pepper
2. Meat eaters: White or red meat? Red
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've consumed at one sitting/outing/event? A case of Zima and a few shots of Peach Schnapps. (Yes I was very sick the next day.)
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? No, but I may start soon.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? Yes. I'm trying to lose it.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Salty
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought food? No that's gross.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? I don't think I want to go there.
2. How many people have seen you naked(not counting physicians/family)? See above answer
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at someone's crotch/chest during a normal conversation? Guilty on both counts
4. Have you ever "done it"? Duh. I have a son.
5. What is your favorite body part on your gender of choice? Mouth and eyes
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? No
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? See #4
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? 1
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Hastings
3. If you had $1 million what would you do with it? Get the hell out of Dodge, and buy a bunch of stuff of course
4. Would you rather be rich or famous? Rich, then I could pay people to leave me alone
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? Of course. I've worked many boring jobs for minimum wage.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? Yes
7. How many MP3's are on your hard drive? None. No room.
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? Surviving pregnancy, childbirth, and having a pretty baby as a result.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? Moved out of their house
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? Be rich and happy.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Only if there were 2 people competing.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill knowing you were much more skilled than the other competitors? Yes
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Yes
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? Got out of bed
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends' would you most like to have for yourself? I'd like to have my best friend's "Hotness".
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces"? Crystal because it's her dream.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? Eve Mavrakis, Ewan McGregor's wife.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? yes
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Hell yes
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? The ability to not let little things drive me insane.
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? Nope
8. Finally, What is your favorite deadly sin? Lust. It seems to be the one I commit the most.
Seven Heavenly Virtues
Apr. 6th, 2003 07:57 pmFAITH
1. What religion do you follow? Technically I'm an agnostic Christian
2. What religion were you raised as? Methodist
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious or a human property? Both
4. Do you believe in magic? Yes
5. What was the last promise you broke? I told my son we'd go look at the cows the next day, but the weather was bad so we didn't. It wasn't my fault but I still feel like the world's worst mom.
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? No
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? No
HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? No, but if I did then everyone would have gone broke.
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? Happiness for me and my son.
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know there is a large chance of failure? I try not to, but I do dammit.
4. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? yes
5. Do you gamble? Not with money
6. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then went ahead and did it anyway? I dont' think so
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support? Theatre (our local one could be cosidered a charity), animal rights, AIDS research.
2. What causes have you given time or money to? See above
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done any other kind of outreach for the homeless? I've given stuff to the Salvation Army, does that count?
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty Internation, or other travel? I did consider joining the Peace Corps once.
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? Occasionally
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? Does supporting a lazy roomate count?
7. What's the greatest extent you gone to help a friend in need? I offered to let my pregnant friend move in and help take care of the baby to get her away from the abusive husband. But she went back to the abusive husband.
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? Being alone
2. What did you do today that was really brave? Drove my fucked up car to my parents' house.
3. Who is your favorite superhero and why? I don't do superheroes. But I guess I have to pick Wonder Woman cuz she's a girl who kicks ass.
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? Yes. Especially my son.
5. If you were to face the wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? Courage. I'm a wimp.
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? Mildly, I guess, but I'm more comfortable on stage than in reality.
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? I think I'm somewhere in between.
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? Yes, but I've never had to serve.
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders) would you go or try to find some way out of it? I don't think I'd be drafted since I have a young child, but if so, I'd haul ass to Canada.
3. Do you support capital punishment (death penalty)? No
4. Which should be guaranteed legal? Don't understand the question. But I think there should be an age where everything's legal. None of this smoke at 18, drink at 21 shit.
5. Do you believe that "Dubya" is rightfully president of the U.S.? No. Al Gore won.
6. What was your favorite media circus trial? O.J. I suppose.
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? E-mail to the president.
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? Junk food
2. Do you collect anything? Lots of junk.
3. Are you addicted to anything? Caffeine
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? Yep
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? Cash
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do? Do I have to give you his full name?
7. Do you feel you obsess over things? Yes
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? I don't know any wise people.
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? Yes
3. Do you take advice when it's given? Depends
4. What area are you wisest in? Grammar
5. Do you drive defensively? I try to.
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? Well, I'm a single mom. You tell me.
7. What did you learn today? That I have a very boring life.
8. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue? Temperance I guess. I'd be skinny if I possessed that one.
1. What religion do you follow? Technically I'm an agnostic Christian
2. What religion were you raised as? Methodist
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious or a human property? Both
4. Do you believe in magic? Yes
5. What was the last promise you broke? I told my son we'd go look at the cows the next day, but the weather was bad so we didn't. It wasn't my fault but I still feel like the world's worst mom.
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? No
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? No
HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? No, but if I did then everyone would have gone broke.
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? Happiness for me and my son.
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know there is a large chance of failure? I try not to, but I do dammit.
4. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? yes
5. Do you gamble? Not with money
6. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then went ahead and did it anyway? I dont' think so
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support? Theatre (our local one could be cosidered a charity), animal rights, AIDS research.
2. What causes have you given time or money to? See above
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done any other kind of outreach for the homeless? I've given stuff to the Salvation Army, does that count?
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty Internation, or other travel? I did consider joining the Peace Corps once.
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? Occasionally
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? Does supporting a lazy roomate count?
7. What's the greatest extent you gone to help a friend in need? I offered to let my pregnant friend move in and help take care of the baby to get her away from the abusive husband. But she went back to the abusive husband.
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? Being alone
2. What did you do today that was really brave? Drove my fucked up car to my parents' house.
3. Who is your favorite superhero and why? I don't do superheroes. But I guess I have to pick Wonder Woman cuz she's a girl who kicks ass.
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? Yes. Especially my son.
5. If you were to face the wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? Courage. I'm a wimp.
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? Mildly, I guess, but I'm more comfortable on stage than in reality.
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? I think I'm somewhere in between.
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? Yes, but I've never had to serve.
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders) would you go or try to find some way out of it? I don't think I'd be drafted since I have a young child, but if so, I'd haul ass to Canada.
3. Do you support capital punishment (death penalty)? No
4. Which should be guaranteed legal? Don't understand the question. But I think there should be an age where everything's legal. None of this smoke at 18, drink at 21 shit.
5. Do you believe that "Dubya" is rightfully president of the U.S.? No. Al Gore won.
6. What was your favorite media circus trial? O.J. I suppose.
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? E-mail to the president.
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? Junk food
2. Do you collect anything? Lots of junk.
3. Are you addicted to anything? Caffeine
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? Yep
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? Cash
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do? Do I have to give you his full name?
7. Do you feel you obsess over things? Yes
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? I don't know any wise people.
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? Yes
3. Do you take advice when it's given? Depends
4. What area are you wisest in? Grammar
5. Do you drive defensively? I try to.
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? Well, I'm a single mom. You tell me.
7. What did you learn today? That I have a very boring life.
8. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue? Temperance I guess. I'd be skinny if I possessed that one.
